What am I even doing now? Not Mags Safe or NSFW

[draconnicconman]

AU: PET PEOPLE SEMI MEME

[He hates this place. Hates it so much. To be locked in a crate because you do not have the proper coloring. Mihawk lets out a low grumble, feathers and ears twitching at the sight of all the people coming in the pound to make themselves feel so much better. Only reason he hasn't been put down yet was that he always seem to find a way to make them forget about it. Even if it is just for a few more weeks.

He goes to make a face in mocking at some of the group of people, especially those that walk over to his cage, only to turn around and pick up a much cuter pet as a major adoption event was going on. Before he might have tried harder to gain an owner but after being returned a few times when they realize that he falls short of his race's standard and conning the wrong type of people. Feh. He can't help but to be born of these colors and sucking up to his ex owners.

Mocking lost it's joy for now and he goes at once to start preening his feathers and hair. Just because he is basically in pet jail doesn't mean he can't look his best, right.]

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[lustily]

[You know what kind of woman likes a dragon decorated in dark colors?]

[A woman decorated in dark colors.]

[What a wonderful coincidence, then, that a woman with a similar aesthetic — dark clothes and red accents covering her frame — strolls right on in, glances around, then proceeds to settle herself right in front of his cage with a quirk of her lips.]

You... [Her golden eyes roam, almost studying him, before her smile widens.] ... I like you.

[draconnicconman]

[Okay now.... This was weird he has to admit. He stops in mid-preen and just quirks a brow at him. Did she just say what he thought she said? He goes to look around a couple of times to make sure that she wasn't talking to anyone else.]

You like me huh? And why do you say that?

[And now he goes to idly point to the chart on his cage that states all of his obvious faults and is currently in the process of being put to sleep soon.]

[lustily]

[Her eyes flick to the little chart, then back to him.]

[Her smile, growing more mischievous by the moment, widens again.]

Because you're handsome, that's why. Handsome, and with a little bit of... character.~

[Otherwise known as "I saw you making those faces", Mihawk.]

[draconnicconman]

[Hey maybe you saw another strangely handsome dark dragon making those faces, Moira. He is innocent of that!]

Just a little bit? [He couldn't help but to laugh and yup, those head feathers couldn't help but to perk up and spread a little as she keeps on calling him handsome.]

I am sure that you probably want something cut-

[He was cut off when an pound worker comes up to her with a hopeful expression on his face.]

Hi there miss, are you interested in this one? [He inquires of her while Mihawk, after making sure that the worker wasn't looking his way, goes to mimic his gestures in a mocking tone.

ARGH HE IS TIRED OF HEARING ALL THAT STUFF!]

[lustily]

[The demoness's eyes glint playfully as she glances at Mihawk, not quite paying full attention to the worker.]

[She smiles ever-so-charmingly at the young man, and nods.]

Of course I am. Don't you see we're perfect for one another? [She laughs, soft and lilting.]

[draconnicconman]

[The worker smiles at Moira's smile. That is one good looking woman that he wanted something more with.]

Well with this one, we have a one week trail period. Usually within the first couple of days he gets returned.

[Mihawk just now goes to glare at the worker, not gonna say anything.]

Besides, we have much better pets here then him, especially for one such as yourself.

[Oh yes, the worker did heard her words and didn't quite like them as a foot goes to idly kick the cage.]

[lustily]

Believe me, I don't think I'll be returning him. I've had quite a number of darlings, and believe me when I say I know when a pet is just my type.~ [She smiles sweetly at the worker, and, as she turns to look at Mihawk, gives a playfully mischievous wink.] He's quite the charmer, besides.

[She runs a finger along the worker's shoulder, laying on some charm of her own.] And beyond that... I'm sure I could put in a fantastic word for you, if I take care of this darling and say that you... recommended him to me?

[draconnicconman]

[What is up with her? Is she serious? Mihawk couldn't help but to perk up a little.

The worker, Billy Bob Baggins, smiles at Moria.]

But miss... I sure that there much better pets to suit your needs. [And now BBB just goes to slide his hand towards Moria's butt to try and squeeze it a little. The sight of which causes Mihawk to growl a little.]

See? He is already showing aggression towards you. You better not take him in for your own safety.

[lustily]

Oh, really, you shouldn't wo— [The feeling of his hand grasping at her rear cuts her sentence short, and she bites her lip lightly.] Mmh...

[Moira turns her head toward BBB with a playful smile, running her tongue over her lips.] You know, with that sort of behavior, I'm mighty tempted to make you my pet instead.~

[Her gaze turns back to Mihawk, bending over so that she can whisper to the dragon.] Come now, darling... Be nice for Miss Moira, mmm?

[draconnicconman]

[Billy Bob Baggins just gets a smile on his face and tip his head towards her.]

I am sure that I can be a better one than him.

[Mihawk however continues to growl just a little but stops when Moira whispers to him and just goes to nod his head.]

Only if I can eat him. [he really hates BBB. So much hate.]

[lustily]

No eating. [She smirks mischievously, leaning in a little more to leave a light kiss on his nose.] Unless it's me, and only in the fun way.~

[After a quick, playful sway of her hips, she straightens up, turning to Billy Bob Baggins with a wider smile than before.]

While I'm sure you'd love nothing more than to have me keep you on a leash, dear, you do have... greater obligations here.~ I'm a frequent visitor, besides.~

Sorry for the delay! I kinda fell asleep before I could tag. ^^;

[draconnicconman]

[Whoa wait what?! She wants to mate with him?! Well....He isn't sure what to think of that.

Billy Bob Baggins just smiles at the sight of her hips.]

Well I am glad that you think that I do, maybe a later visit we could have a private appointment.

[But reluctantly he goes to open the door to Mihawk's cage and moves in to try and put a leash and collar on the dragon. Try would have been the proper word as Mihawk makes attempts to bite the other's hand whenever it moved too close.]

Naw, it's fine c:

[lustily]

Ah... Let me handle that.

[Slender fingers gently wrap around the leash and collar in Billy Bob Baggins's hands, slowly pulling them loose from his grasp. Then, after gently pushing the younger man aside, she leans into the cage and leaves a light kiss on Mihawk's lips.]

Behave a little longer for me, okay?

[draconnicconman]

[Billy Bob Baggins frown and would have aimed a kick at Mihawk if it wasn't for the fact that Moira was in the way. Mihawk blinks at the kiss and couldn't help but to blush a little.]

Tell him first.